Cauterised's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Geo Land: Dream Traveller]

unimpressed

It has a ton of potential, but it doesn't seem very well tested. I know mofunzone is one of those big flash companies who only cares about making money and this review will be ignored, but I'll write it anyway. The enemy levels are inappropriate to the hero, the items are almost useless, the leveling system is unintuitive and boring, and the story itself is just kind of boring.

Even the graphics are really plain.

[Boxhead Bounty Hunter]

Nope, not fallin for that..

I'll just play the full version on your site, because I love the boxhead series. But as for this review, you lost it all for posting a demo, isn't that against the rules?

[Isoball 2]

great!

loses serious points without a walkthrough. 24 is impossible.

[M-Bot The Game]

Totally lost points

when you lost the ability to gague difficulty. Col-lab is wayyyyyyyy overpowered. Dumb it down and add some difficulty settings and youre gold.

[Super Circle Crusher]

well, that sucked

Liked the song I guess, but the actual game was awful. I know mofun is one of those flash conglomerates and won't care about this review, or any other, but this game just wasnt fun. It was that kind of frustrating that just makes the experience suck. It's not a challenge, it's just poorly executed.

[Punk-o-matic 2]

I hate to sound like a broken record

But the lag factor makes the game virtually unplayable. Writing songs takes hours because the controls are unresponsive, and it's virtually impossible the play shows on any difficulty other than easy, making any progression slow and painful. If you're really working on the lag, you're not trying very hard.

Evil-Dog responds:

You were not a fucking moron until you said "If you're really working on the lag, you're not trying very hard?"
How about you try to make a game like that, fucking loser
I'm working on a new version so stfu the game was submitted 2 days ago so relax

[Blast Master]

ok i guess

but totally needs a walkthrough

[Warface 2]

SO CLOSE

This game almost didn't suck. The voice acting was horrendous, but everything else was fine until OH NO YOU HAVE TO START THE WHOLE GAME OVER IF YOU DIE.

0/5 2/10
and thats a gift

[Civilizations Wars]

It almost didnt suck

And then you added the turtle boss that auto-kills you if you get close to beating it. Unfair, poorly designed.

[Spectrum Wings]

FLAWED

I loved this game up until about level 3. At that point the amount of money I was awarded was completely unfair, it actually seemed to be LESS money as I shot MORE enemies, made no sense at all. By level 6 it was just frustrating and I couldn't play anymore. The boss has no safe spot, so unless you have full health, which you can't possibly, you can't win. Make the game somewhat playable and it'll be worth a play.