Cauterised's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nevermore 3]

visually stunning

Absolutely loved this game. This game is so amazing that when it's entered in the 2009 tank awards, it'll lose, thats how good it is.

wait... what?

[Forgotten Escape]

seriously?

I'm seriously sick of games with messages.

ITS A FLASH GAME, STOP PUMPING IT FULL OF PROPAGANDA.

Either way, it was an ok game. Too short, too easy, bad artwork, but it pled easily enough I suppose.

XvR responds:

propaganda? what's wrong with you? xD
No one would make a game with no messages.

Bad Artwork?
Let's see you submitting a flash with better artwork then I got.
Funniest guy I've ever seen today lol

[Chrome Wars]

ehhhhh

Agility, Speed, Defense, and Grit are all mostly worthless. i didn't bother increasing any of them past 25. I just pumped all my points into Precision and Chrome and that made me pretty much invincible. Once I got all the best equipment before fight #40, I pumped all my points into strength and precision.

My point is that the game is HORRIBLY unbalanced for the enemy. I felt like my character was some overwhelmingly difficult boss, I didn't lose once.

Maybe let the player level up less and match the fights up better and this'll go somewhere. I mean seriously, I had 1400 life on the first fight, my enemy had 100, thats ridiculous.

[Bulwark 53]

that was awful

Try finishing the game maybe? Also, the "walkthrough" was nothing but a map and a short description of the game. Try putting effort into anything besides graphics and you'll have a great game.

Also, for anyone looking for a REAL walkthrough, here you go:
1. Go Outside
2. Go to the armory
3. You win, because the best gun in the game is in the armory, guarded by 4 of the weakest enemies in the game, and it has unlimited ammo and no reload, also, theres nothing else to do in the game.

[Panda Star]

nope, no good score for you

Games that lack a retry feature are crap. this game was 99% awesome, but that one thing just kills it for me.

Coaly responds:

Well, okay, I can see where you're coming from.

[Juego de Escape: Lab Comp]

bah!

Terrible graphics, loading screen almost made me cry, and get this: NEWGROUNDS IS AN AMERICAN, ENGLISH SITE.

CafeCafeGames responds:

I agree with the graphics when you compare this to... let's say... Action games.
Loading screen need a lot of improvement, yeap. But is just an accesory.
About being american: I'm american too. So?
Maybe you should try to actually PLAY the game.
Thanks for your time.

[Ratko Strugar]

k, i read the description

but I fail to see why you put it on newgrounds. was that part of the assignment? Seriously, great job on the assignment itself, but its pretty pointless here. Maybe expand? Extend the game to more than 40 seconds? The idea was cool, and I like point and click adventures, but this just didn't need to go into the portal.

SashaZA responds:

Erm, why does anyone else submit their stuff on to newgrounds?
to get their work seen maybe? Correct me if i'm wrong...

I don't get your point.

Anyways, thanks for confusing me.

[Portal Defenders]

Ill have to agree

with everyone else, you set the difficulty way too high. there should be a life system and a difficulty setting, then this'l be a legendary flash game.

[They Came From Space]

ehhhhh

it was ok, just is that really all there is to it? I loved the physics, the ammunition system was cool, and the enemies were alright. I was disappointed that I couldnt travel very far, it almost made moving seem pointless. I got to level 14 without even seeing an enemy fire a shot, which was boring.

all in all, it feels like a demo to a much better game. try again and expand!

[Crop Circles]

ehhh

Buggy. If I click on a unit and decide I don't want it anymore, I'm fucked, and my money is lost, terrible feature. Also, the game is PAINFULLY slow, speed controls would be nice.