Cauterised's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Superfighters]

ehhh not quite

I agree with the people talking about balance issues. I don't think hit points or powers are dissimilar by any means, but the "realistic" points are inconsistent. You get set on fire, it doesn't go out and you die quickly, that's realistic; your enemy takes 20 assault rifle round and barely loses 1/3 of his hit points, that's grossly unrealistic. If you're going to make certain things insta-kills because that's what would happen in real life, then even the pistol should be a one-hit kill.

[Riddle Transfer]

Loved it!

Minus two for a slide puzzle. I fucking hate slide puzzles.

[Pryon Zero]

Well, fail.

In the first cutscene with the creature it tells me to aim at it's head... without giving me a cursor. Difficulty is one thing, but frustratingly impossible is just pointless. Shame, this could have been awesome.

[Tomb Defender]

Eh.....

Boring gameplay, honestly. The powerups were mostly useless since I couldn't move around, the shop was a total joke, and it just got too hard too fast. I'm not against a challenge, but games that don't give you much of a chance just aren't fun. Games should be fun.

[The Killer - gametrekking]

Seriously?

This is not a game. Honestly I would give this at least a few stars if there were any element of gameplay, or strategy, or anything. However, this is just another mindless piece of "indie" bullshit that will get a ton of 10's from people pretending to know/care about whatever cause you're trying to exploit. Way to take suffering into the mainstream, dickhead.

FYI, I know this will get deleted, because NG is a fucking ballpit of preteen orgasms.

[--Bullet--]

Unimpressed

Great design, love the style, music was awesome. However, the inaccuracy of my shot to the point I clicked on ruins the game. It's really frustrating when you fire and the bullet goes it's own way.

[Inverted Y]

nope

Physics are atrocious. It's simply not playable to the point where people will find it fun. Challenge without reward is frustrating.

[Psychosomnium]

WUT

That was quite possible the worst game I've ever played. Seriously, enough with the hipster developers.

[Mass Mayhem 3]

Irritating

HORRIBLE lag even on low quality, the plasma gun was the most worthless gun I've ever seen in a game ever, some of the missions didn't make any sense, and the only way to pause is to restart the level?

Sorry, too much stupid crap to make the game look good.

[Super Morse Code RPG]

NOPE

Art wasn't incredible. The game play was damn near nonexistent, and the worst part is that it's one of those "DIE AND YOU START ALL OVER LOLZ" games. Didn't like it at all.

Grent responds:

what specifically did you take issue with in the gameplay?