Cauterised's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[K.O.L.M.I.A.M.]

Mega glitch

LOVE the game premise, and loved the first game. But this won't let me get past level four, I keep running into a glitch that makes me infinitely fall between two screens. It always happens right when I try to duck and slide to get the last pickup.

[Space is Key]

Good, not remarkable.

Great concept, but that's about it. I think the controls would be a little more comfortable on the mouse. The level of difficult on stages 10-15 kinda ruined the fun for me when it became frustrating. Challenging is fun, being pissed at a flash game sucks. The upgrades I was only half on board with. The speed increase was mean, but at least it changed the game. The jump upgrade seemed really pointless. If you're going to upgrade jumping but just make the obstacles bigger it doesn't change the game much.

[Steelcurse]

I give up

Loved the mechanics up until every single enemy either 1-shotted me or turned into a 20 minute miss/dodge competition. It's just not fun at this point.

[Bed and Breakfast 2]

SO CLOSE

Fun game, really liked it. Except the time it froze, and when I clicked to go back to the menu it deleted my progress. 2 for effort, but you should really test these things first.

[Power Fox 4]

unplayable

3 because I loved the other powerfox games, but I couldn't even play this one, every time I hit start it pops an ad up and doesn't go away.

ADS RUIN GAMES.

[Sift Heads - Ultimatum]

GLITCHY

I love the sifthead series. It's really a shame that I can't play through this one because of how glitchy it is, and that there's no save feature, so when I reload from a glitched game I have to start ALL over. Plus there's no skip button, so I have to sit through all of the cutscenes every time I play. Irritating to say the least.

[Arm of Revenge]

boring

Boring, repetitive, and loses points for pandering. When will developers learn that demos and games that suck without paying for "points" aren't very welcome to the flash gaming community? If we wanted to pay for video games we wouldn't be wasting time with SNES -esque graphics and sub-par gameplay. Keep flash gaming free.

Funnaut responds:

You don't need to pay anything. You fight, you earn exp, you spend exp to upgrade. Mochicoins is just an option.

[One Chance]

idealistic

Be idealistic all you like, but not being able to replay and get the most out of the game makes it (get this!) A BAD GAME.

There wasn't any redeeming factor to it. There was little gameplay, the story was honestly pretty thin, the spelling and grammar were off (especially in the newspaper), and the art was low-key.

The fun part about games like this is getting to see the different endings, and that is the ONLY.FUN.PART.PERIOD.

By taking away our ability to do that, you killed your game. I'm not going to sit here and coddle your "artistic" ego like all the sheep claiming this game is a 10. My three stars are a gift; you got one for making a game, one for trying to be artsy (albeit a failed attempt), and one more for me not trying to be mean.

[Civibattle]

Sorry dude

Horribly unbalanced. I agree with everyone else complaining about the priests.

[Museum of Science Fiction]

hmmmm

Loved it. I really like top-down shooters. But the last level, seriously? After the whole "But the robots and zombies got there first" thing? The lobby was lame as hell. That was the only disappointment though.