Cauterised's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dwarf Toss]

cool

I had fun. As I write this I'm approaching 90,000 ft and im still hang gliding through the "10th dimension" lol.

[Saturday Night Bloodfest]

WOAH

Excellent, I loved this game, but I subtract points heavily if your game makes me start over when I die.

[Zombies - Surrounded]

wait...

Thats it? All that buildup for nothing? I was in the mood for a good zombie shooter/horror game, and you just end it? That was awful.

MichaelJ responds:

I really don't understand why you people bother leaving these reviews. What on earth makes you say it was all for nothing? I'm getting tired of it. If you don't have anything helpful or constructive to say then don't leave a review. Some of you are just so stupid!

[Madness Retaliation]

Im over it

This game was pretty epic, but I spent an hour figuring the last maze out, and when I finally stumbled upon what "BBBB" meant, it didn't make ANY sense. No wonder hardly anyones getting it. And then I get to the DNA samples, and the game locks my controls so I die? I'm tired of trying to figure this out, it's just fucked up.

[Ninja Katana]

awful

Button mapping made no sense, music was irritating, and sound effects were all stolen from MGS. It's just obviously lazy work.

[PixEvo - The Fountain]

Unfinished

fix the last switch instead of wasting my time.

[Scene and Not Heard]

awful

I get what you were going for, but I'm sorry, the whole "The mime being shitty is supposed to be a joke" is a terrible excuse. Also, I agree, if you want anyone outside of you and your little group of friends to get this game at all you really need more iconic selections. It's like making a game where the only difficulty is "insane bang your head against a wall"

[St. Pattack]

nope, sorry

The guys that throw shamrocks at you ruin the game, they're almost impossible to hit half the time. Pair that with a lack of healing and mega lag issues and you've got a frustrating game. Not to mention having to start ALL OVER if you run out of lives, that ruins a game for me.

[Narcolyxii]

Nope, sorry.

Way too glitchy. Can't switch away from the freeze gun, which is useless anyway, and it DESPERATELY NEEDS A GRAPHIC CONTROL. This thing kills normal computers.

ScottProductions2002 responds:

The bug is fixed. Restart the game. Right click and go to low quality. Problems solved.