Cauterised's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Linked]

so...

the "extra lives" didnt seem to do much, there was no life indicator (or a very well hidden on), but otherwise it was playable.

5/10, 3/5.

partythenwork responds:

ya you can only have 3 lives at a time. you can't store more than the max. think of guitar hero. you can't have more star power than your max either.

[Red Code]

awesome

GREAT design, smooth, easy to figure out gameplay. however, there is room for much improvement.

- Gets too hard too fast. within the first 4 levels you can tell this trooper doesnt have a chance. Getting that hard so quickly makes the game lose a lot of replay value.
- Not enough depth in the upgrades. I do like how you can upgrade on the fly during a level, but I don't like how you can only upgrade damage. upgrades for accuracy, rate of fire, and cooldown time would be helpful, and add the the longevity of each game.
- Only one level? eh. Maybe a few different setting or even a story mode would be awesome. This just seems like an arcade mode for a bigger game.

[Retardo and the IronGolem]

if the ending worked...

it would get a 10. I love point and clicks, but even with the walkthrough, the last scene didn't work. make it somewhat possible and it'll be flawless.

[(Twisted) Cooking Mama]

I kind of agree, but seriously

Back off dude. I'm a vegetarian and of course I think slaughter houses are evil. But at the same time, what your game showed was someone killing and preparing their own turkey, which is done efficiently and humanely in the VAST majority of rural and semi-rural areas throughout the country. I'm seriously tired of people altering their diets because of animal rights. Until you start growing and harvesting your own grains and vegetables, youre still helping along the slaughter of innocent animals. Every single year, the number of rats, rabbits, field mice, snakes, and other creatures living on grain and vegetable farms are murdered by harvesting machines, and the insect life that depends and produce in its growing state are poisoned by insecticides. If you're giving up meat for animal rights, you're a tool, and PETA has wedged its way into your brain. Their organization is extremist, potentially violent, and has dealings with violent organizations such as the ALF (Animal Liberation Front).

So really, before you start preaching animal rights, look at your own dealings with nature, and the organizations you trust. No large group of people can organize for a particular cause forever. Corruption will settle in eventually.

It really saddens me that the activism bug has turned so many people into tools who can't seem to research their issues from more than one source.

[Skid Pan]

eh, not as cool as I expected.

sluggish controls, boring design, and you cant customize your car right off the bat? not so impressive.

however, the design, while boring, was smooth and well animated. everything was tight and presented well. sound got a little annoying, but thats to be expected in any flash game.

try again and you could have a great racer.

pheelicks responds:

Actually you can customize the car off the bat. Just select the car on the far right.

[Warzone Tower Defense]

way overpowered

the game looks great, plays great, and pretty much everything else makes this game incredible. however, the buildup of the enemy's difficulty level is pretty much cliff-like. the first 2-5 levels are nothing, then out of nowhere a boss comes. and no matter how close you are to killing a ground boss, they always hit your base. its ridiculous. give the ground bosses quite a bit less life on earlier levels and you'll have a perfect defense game.

[Portal War]

i dont get the hype

funny idea. i like the characters a lot. couldve been a little more original for newgrounds. like hominyd or an actual tank man. one major crappy spot is that your enemy is always invincible when theyre in the air. you however are not. not very balanced. also, whats with story mode? I didn't get much story out of it, all you do is fight all the characters. thats an arcade mode.

couldve been done a lot better, but still a great start. 6/10. 3/5.

[A Crow in Hell]

loved it!

only part i wasnt happy with was the fact that you cant perch on anything. i guess it adds to the game, but it doesn't make much sense.

[Khronos]

learn english

game play was WAY too slow, sound was sub-par, and I'm seriously getting sick of people who can't use any english. grammar and spelling mean something to me. if youre going to make a game with some sort of ambiance or soul to it, stop talking like youre from another country. if you are from another country and you can at least speak as much english as you seem to, ask someone to re-write your shit.

[Swords and Sandals 3:Solo]

so much potential

but one part is HORRIBLY wrong. the champions are all overwhelmingly unbalanced. if you meant to make them that hard so people will buy the game, youre going to end up pissing people off instead of making money.