Cauterised's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Helios: The Defender]

This was horrid.

The balls appear but you cant drag them or shoot them. Try making a game that's somewhat playable.

[Paws]

Fuck this noise

When a game goes from challenging to FUCKING FRUSTRATING it loses all potential of being fun. Make the pits somewhat possible to escape and you'll have a great game.

[Youda Sushi Chef]

every single time

youda makes a great game, it gets an autpo 0/0 by being a demo of a game no one will ever buy.

[Vorago]

Really? Seriously?

You get a 5 and a 0, sir, and here's why.

Amazing game, great story, good characters, fun minigames.

here it comes...

STOP IT

JUST STOP IT

Worst ending ever. Seriously go to fucking seminary if you want to preach, the rest of us are sick and tired of bunk endings. Even in your other games you don't have NEAR as much gall as you showed in this one. I'm offended and I doubt I'll play anything else you make if I keep having religion shoved down my throat.

[Vector Boom]

AWESOME GAME

Except -8 points for enemies firing missiles from offscreen.

[Orion Defence Network]

great!

I'm a fan of any shooter I can comfortably play in a coffee shop with my touchpad, though I imagine it would be much easier with a mouse. The only fact I didn't like was that you have to start all over if you fail, I hate it when any game does that. Maybe have a retry feature that only strips your score? Demotions?

[Curse Village]

mostly pointless

so explain this to me; why are there ANY firearms in this game? If I can move my mouse over to where the zombies are, then why would I ever need to bother getting a gun?

Heres a tip everyone, get the katana, click-mash all the zombies, then get the lightsaber, repeat, you win.

boring game, man, great art though.

[Free Will - The Game]

um, ok

Yeah, I get the joke and everything, it was still really lame though. This is one of those games you joke about making, you don't actually do it.

raitendo responds:

if you "got the joke", you didn't get it. it's not a joke

[Kingdom Crusher]

like so many other games...

sever balance issue later on. the last lake level is impossible to win without immense amounts of luck, theres absolutely no skill involved. The king also drifts quite often after he's placed, thats something to be fixed immediately since it eliminates any form of precise placement.

[Cargo Bridge]

difficulty level

didnt play past 7, its not possible, and I'm having a difficult time believing anyone who says they got past that point. Theres a fine line between challenging and frustrating, and you're on the wrong side of it.