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Well, can't give stars to a game that doesn't bother to load. My internet connection is fine but this particular game keeps telling me to check it. Constructive criticism: make it work please.

Nitrome responds:

I assume it wasn't working because you are using an adblocker. We have made an update, please try again.

Glitch kind of ruined it for me.

I decided to change my rogue into strictly an archer at one point, so I did the rebirth ritual to reset his stats. All of my equipment was taken off, but that was no big deal. I just put all his armor back on and OH WAIT MY BOW WAS DELETED FOR NO REASON. Fail.

violatorgames responds:

Check your Junk filter (you may have junked it at some point)

ummmmmm

Well, I can't really play it if it says "Press space" but pressing space doesn't do anything.

Chrome-Demon responds:

Sorry about that, I'm looking into this issue. Anything else you could give me on it would be very helpful.

NOPE

Art wasn't incredible. The game play was damn near nonexistent, and the worst part is that it's one of those "DIE AND YOU START ALL OVER LOLZ" games. Didn't like it at all.

Grent responds:

what specifically did you take issue with in the gameplay?

boring

Boring, repetitive, and loses points for pandering. When will developers learn that demos and games that suck without paying for "points" aren't very welcome to the flash gaming community? If we wanted to pay for video games we wouldn't be wasting time with SNES -esque graphics and sub-par gameplay. Keep flash gaming free.

Funnaut responds:

You don't need to pay anything. You fight, you earn exp, you spend exp to upgrade. Mochicoins is just an option.

idealistic

Be idealistic all you like, but not being able to replay and get the most out of the game makes it (get this!) A BAD GAME.

There wasn't any redeeming factor to it. There was little gameplay, the story was honestly pretty thin, the spelling and grammar were off (especially in the newspaper), and the art was low-key.

The fun part about games like this is getting to see the different endings, and that is the ONLY.FUN.PART.PERIOD.

By taking away our ability to do that, you killed your game. I'm not going to sit here and coddle your "artistic" ego like all the sheep claiming this game is a 10. My three stars are a gift; you got one for making a game, one for trying to be artsy (albeit a failed attempt), and one more for me not trying to be mean.

AwkwardSilenceGames responds:

What an oddly agressive review.

wait...

Thats it? All that buildup for nothing? I was in the mood for a good zombie shooter/horror game, and you just end it? That was awful.

MichaelJ responds:

I really don't understand why you people bother leaving these reviews. What on earth makes you say it was all for nothing? I'm getting tired of it. If you don't have anything helpful or constructive to say then don't leave a review. Some of you are just so stupid!

Doesn't play

The new game button doesnt do anything. I'll give it stars when I get to play it.

sweetgames responds:

Are you using IE8?

Nope, sorry.

Way too glitchy. Can't switch away from the freeze gun, which is useless anyway, and it DESPERATELY NEEDS A GRAPHIC CONTROL. This thing kills normal computers.

ScottProductions2002 responds:

The bug is fixed. Restart the game. Right click and go to low quality. Problems solved.

I hate to sound like a broken record

But the lag factor makes the game virtually unplayable. Writing songs takes hours because the controls are unresponsive, and it's virtually impossible the play shows on any difficulty other than easy, making any progression slow and painful. If you're really working on the lag, you're not trying very hard.

Evil-Dog responds:

You were not a fucking moron until you said "If you're really working on the lag, you're not trying very hard?"
How about you try to make a game like that, fucking loser
I'm working on a new version so stfu the game was submitted 2 days ago so relax

Yay I rule I gotta smoke.

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