Cauterised's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Alien & Bunny 2]

way lame

props on the animation. you have talent. the writing, however, was fucking awful. the jokes wouldn't keep the attention of a 3 year old. Try getting someone to write for you next time.

[The Stick Generation]

super

severe point loss for use of a limp bizkit song. otherwise, totally bitchin.

[Desert for Two]

awful

So, bad duck tails cover music, AND it's a clock flash? I was completely unimpressed. You seem to have some skill, why not use that skill towards something entertaining?

RadioTubeClock responds:

I'm sorry to hear you didn't find it entertaining. At least you like my flash skillz, thats a good start. ffff clock crew is awesome though.

[Many Hopes of Good]

UGH

LEARN TO MIX SOUND

Smidly responds:

Ni hao!

[LL - Movies]

ghsgrjkhhgk

HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE A GREEN RATING?!?!

winner. foverited, please make more.

[If you seek...]

i guess its just not for me?

I'll agree with most other people. The graphics were all amazing, you can obviously draw. The animation itself was slightly choppy, but thats whatever. My only beef is that the "message" is mundane.

"If you seek you will find."? Seriously? If I seek my left sock I don't always find it. The message is vague and uninteresting. All this movie portrayed was I guy trying to find his girl, and then he finds her. Thats like saying "I WROTE A STORY ABOUT A DOG WHO WANTS TO POO ON A TREE AND THEN HE FINDS A TREE AND HE IS HAPPY THE END."

It's 3rd grade reading material, man. It's like if Disney tried to dumb down even further.

Otherwise, rad animation.

Zandoid responds:

Sounds like a good story. I'll be looking forward to your next flash submission!

As for your left sock. Look out for my next one about "persistence" ...you will find...eventually. :P

[Street Fighter Epic Ep.1]

impressive

great flash, but the dialogue was fucking awful. seriously, if you're not very good with english then get a writer, or at least have someone read over your script.

[North Park - Film is Gay]

great!

I loved the animation, it's kinda sloppy but so were the first episodes of blockhead and burnt face man, and they're some of my favorites! The only thing I didn't get was the ending, it didn't make a lot of sense. He goes through the dumpster, finds the answer to their problems, then kicks that kid in the nuts... wha? Maybe I'm still too hung over to get it, but it seemed a little too random.

[2nd Annual Tank Awards]

Im with the angry mob

Not making There She Is! the winner ruined your score as far as I'm concerned. Chuck's new Tux was good, but it really wasn't all that groundbreaking.

[ABunchofNESsedUpCrap 2]

am I alone in this opinion?

It was all really well made, good sprite animations and all that, but the jokes just weren't funny. I didn't chuckle, even once.

Gunstar-X responds:

Well, I can't make everyone laugh.
At least everyone else liked it. That's good enough for me.