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Total Medals Earned: 880 (From 153 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,350 Points

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Super Norris Advance

Medals Earned: 4/9 (20/60 points)

Button Test 5 Points

Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)

Leftorioum 5 Points

Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)

Pit Faller 5 Points

Fall into a hole.

Texas Ranger 5 Points

Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)

BALLS OF FIRE 5 Points

Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)

Derp 5 Points

Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)

Peacekeeper 10 Points

Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Super Playboy

Medals Earned: 2/14 (30/260 points)

Tons Drop! 5 Points

drop from 5 meters height

Chicken Run! 25 Points

kill 30 chickens

Invasion 5 Points

kill 15 civilians

The Hero 10 Points

kill 20 spearmen

Genocide 10 Points

destroy 10 catapults

Dragon Rider 10 Points

destroy 10 balloons

The One 25 Points

kill 15 wizards

This is Sparta! 5 Points

killed by spearmen

Epic Dead 5 Points

killed by an explosion

Mission Completed? 50 Points

finish all levels

Superhero 25 Points

survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode

God of Playboy 50 Points

survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode

Rubber Hero 10 Points

bounce back 25 projectiles

True Playboy 25 Points

kiss 25 girls

Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 11/17 (275/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

take care of the trees

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/90 points)

Home Sweet Home 5 Points

Try to enter the house.

A Blocked Path 5 Points

Talk to your brother.

It's Dangerous to go Alone 5 Points

Get the axe.

Pull it! 5 Points

Pull the switch.

Shameless Self Promotion 5 Points

Visit my world wide website.

Side Effects Include.. 5 Points

Talk to the suspicious caravan.

Fire and Brimstone 10 Points

Burn down all the houses.

Mr. Literal 25 Points

Cut down all of the trees.

You Win..? 25 Points

That was a weird game.

Talesworth Adventure Ep.1

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)

Noob Test 5 Points

Solve every easy (blue) room

A Novice No More 5 Points

Solve every medium (teal) room

True Adventurer 10 Points

Solve every challenging (red) room

Warrior Proper 10 Points

Solve every hard (purple) room

Glutton for Punishment 25 Points

Solve every bonus (green) room

Purveyor of Finery 25 Points

Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle

Hoard the Hoard 50 Points

Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard

Thinking Things Through 50 Points

Complete the game using 5 or less Resets

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Temple of Death

Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/210 points)

Human 10 Points

Escape from the temple!

Crocodile 25 Points

Kill every creature in the temple

Crawler 25 Points

Escape without using either rifle

Spider 25 Points

Escape without dying once

Wasp 25 Points

Escape from the temple in under ten minutes

Gargantua 100 Points

Gain every other medal

Tentacle Wars

Medals Earned: 20/20 (455/455 points)

Level 01 5 Points

It's time to learn some tricks

Level 02 5 Points

Team: step back then protect front line

Level 03 5 Points

Dominate! This is your only salvation

Level 04 5 Points

Cut! In the right place, at the right time

Level 05 10 Points

Master the craft of war

Level 06 10 Points

What a huge life form!

Level 07 10 Points

Your enemies - are enemies to each other

Level 08 10 Points

Get out of my corner

Level 09 10 Points

Try walking in their shoes

Level 10 10 Points

Is this place safe to hide forever?

Level 11 25 Points

Escape

Level 12 25 Points

Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible

Level 13 25 Points

This should be easy

Level 14 25 Points

Neutral wall

Level 15 25 Points

Between the devil and the deep blue sea

Level 16 50 Points

Run as fast as you can

Level 17 50 Points

Quick team trick

Level 18 50 Points

Behind the wall

Level 19 50 Points

Predator is the top life form - become him!

Level 20 50 Points

They have no chance to survive...

Tetraform

Medals Earned: 5/15 (90/405 points)

STRAGGLER 5 Points

Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen

YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points

Beat the game

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points

Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit

DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points

Get a multiplier on a boss

USE THE FORCE! 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

MY EARS! 5 Points

Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds

HIROSHIMA 10 Points

Nuke more than 20 enemies at once

AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points

Get a full planet

C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points

Get a chain of 10+

HUMANITARIAN 25 Points

Heal an enemy ship

SIDEKICK 25 Points

Have a spike at the end of the game

USA! USA! 25 Points

Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end

YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points

Beat the game without continuing

PENTAFORCE 50 Points

Get 5 spikes on the planet at once

THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points

Convert a boss into a spike