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Total Medals Earned: 880 (From 153 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,350 Points

Sally's Cats

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/200 points)

Tutorialized 5 Points

Beat the tutorial levels.

Flame On 10 Points

Set a cat on fire.

No Borders 10 Points

Completed 5 different levels without using strings.

Evader 25 Points

Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.

Pyromaniac 50 Points

Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.

Saviour 100 Points

Beat the game.

Score!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Sideways

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/295 points)

Fall Fast 10 Points

On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.

Just Made It 10 Points

Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing

Death Medal 25 Points

Die 50 times

Hero 50 Points

Complete the game

500th Flip 100 Points

Rotate the screen 500 times

Super Hero 100 Points

Complete the game without dying

Solipskier

Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/110 points)

Bronze Medal in Awesomeness 10 Points

Achieve 1m points in a single run.

Nice Jump 5 Points

Get 100k points in a single high jump.

Where'd All My Tunes Go At?! 10 Points

Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.

Wicked Tricks 10 Points

Achieve a 50x multi.

Awesome Combo! 25 Points

Achieve 100x multi.

Gold Medal in Awesomeness 25 Points

Achieve 50m points in a single run.

Sick Air! 25 Points

Get 1m points in a single high jump.

Spewer

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/290 points)

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

St. Pattack

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)

The Special Day 10 Points

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Juggling 10 Points

What an entertaining pastime!

Good Shepherd 25 Points

Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...

Life Saver 25 Points

Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.

Master 50 Points

No one can stop you!

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

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Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Super Drift 3D

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/495 points)

Cherry Mountain Bronze 5 Points

Win the race on Cherry Mountain!

Cherry Mountain Silver 10 Points

Complete Cherry Mountain in under 1 minute 20 seconds!

Coastal City Bronze 10 Points

Win the race on Coastal City!

Coastal City Silver 10 Points

Race through Coastal City in under 2 minutes 20 seconds!

Neon Good Times Bronze 10 Points

Beat the race on Neon Good Times!

Neon Good Times Silver 50 Points

Blaze through Neon Good Times in under 1:55!

Cherry Mountain Gold 100 Points

Beat the insane time of 1:12 on Cherry Mountain!

Coastal City Gold 100 Points

Beat the ridiculous time of 2:10 on Coastal City!

Neon Good Times Gold 100 Points

Beat the extreme time of 1:50 on Neon Good Times!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!