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[Mega Mash]

Well, can't give stars to a game that doesn't bother to load. My internet connection is fine but this particular game keeps telling me to check it. Constructive criticism: make it work please.

Nitrome responds:

I assume it wasn't working because you are using an adblocker. We have made an update, please try again.

[Legend of the Void]

Glitch kind of ruined it for me.

I decided to change my rogue into strictly an archer at one point, so I did the rebirth ritual to reset his stats. All of my equipment was taken off, but that was no big deal. I just put all his armor back on and OH WAIT MY BOW WAS DELETED FOR NO REASON. Fail.

violatorgames responds:

Check your Junk filter (you may have junked it at some point)

[Super Morse Code RPG]

NOPE

Art wasn't incredible. The game play was damn near nonexistent, and the worst part is that it's one of those "DIE AND YOU START ALL OVER LOLZ" games. Didn't like it at all.

Grent responds:

what specifically did you take issue with in the gameplay?

[Arm of Revenge]

boring

Boring, repetitive, and loses points for pandering. When will developers learn that demos and games that suck without paying for "points" aren't very welcome to the flash gaming community? If we wanted to pay for video games we wouldn't be wasting time with SNES -esque graphics and sub-par gameplay. Keep flash gaming free.

Funnaut responds:

You don't need to pay anything. You fight, you earn exp, you spend exp to upgrade. Mochicoins is just an option.

[Zombies - Surrounded]

wait...

Thats it? All that buildup for nothing? I was in the mood for a good zombie shooter/horror game, and you just end it? That was awful.

MichaelJ responds:

I really don't understand why you people bother leaving these reviews. What on earth makes you say it was all for nothing? I'm getting tired of it. If you don't have anything helpful or constructive to say then don't leave a review. Some of you are just so stupid!

[Narcolyxii]

Nope, sorry.

Way too glitchy. Can't switch away from the freeze gun, which is useless anyway, and it DESPERATELY NEEDS A GRAPHIC CONTROL. This thing kills normal computers.

ScottProductions2002 responds:

The bug is fixed. Restart the game. Right click and go to low quality. Problems solved.

[Punk-o-matic 2]

I hate to sound like a broken record

But the lag factor makes the game virtually unplayable. Writing songs takes hours because the controls are unresponsive, and it's virtually impossible the play shows on any difficulty other than easy, making any progression slow and painful. If you're really working on the lag, you're not trying very hard.

Evil-Dog responds:

You were not a fucking moron until you said "If you're really working on the lag, you're not trying very hard?"
How about you try to make a game like that, fucking loser
I'm working on a new version so stfu the game was submitted 2 days ago so relax

[Tycoon]

stupid extremists

Alright, so I gave this a 5/5, but a 2/10, and here's why:

As I'm sure people have noticed, this is one of those games with a "message" that everyone hates, or should hate if they have a fucking brain.

All this game has proven is that companies with nationwide chains are the only ones that can afford to recycle and still stay afloat in the marketplace, but they still don't do it. This game forces you to play the bad guy and export your e waste to 3rd world countries because it's cheaper, but it doesn't seem to take into account that a startup business HAS TO DO THAT OR THEY WILL GO UNDER IN LESS THAN A YEAR. This whole facade basically makes those "evil corporations" you damn hippies hate so much into quite possibly the only ones who can afford to keep the planet in a state of harmony, given that the small startups and groups simply can't afford to do it.

You want to blame someone? Get off the coporations' asses and start getting after the government, who controls the cost of recycling.

"It's easy to forget when you're making money" Oh fucking spare me your guilt trip laden bullshit. What the hell are you doing about it besides making half-decent flash games to spread the word. Do you have any idea how small of a niche this is to be advertising to?

I'm sick and tired of so-called "activists" that do their activism on the computer. GET OUT AND DO SOMETHING IF IT MATTERS TO YOU. Whats this site going to have next? Badges?

You've got a lot to learn before you go making statements about the relationship between the US economy and environmentalism.

cchen20 responds:

Hm you make a good point. But I didn't really make this game to be an accurate simulation of a market economy. All I'm trying to do is get the player to think a little and see things from a different point of view.